if anyone ever tells you to man up, just knock them unconscious and as they lie motionless of the ground, lean over them and whisper
"I shouldn’t ship that," I tell myself, "it’s going to hurt." And then I just ship it all the harder.
54 pages of creative writing I’ve done this quarter, all organized in a portfolio!
guys I’m sorry
I remembered that I got flash on my computer
and then this happened
i’m convinced denzel crocker is the reincarnation of uther pendragon